Tag: humor

Quarantine Parenting

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About eight weeks ago, I was worried about surviving Spring Break - and this post was to be about my misadventures. Instead, it’s about...

Stuff Moms Say

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Moms say the weirdest stuff to each other. Just met? EVEN BETTER. I have made friends out of complete strangers because of motherhood. Swapping...

Life Without a Uterus

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Ladies, it’s me, your future. I’m here to tell you all is well in Hysterectomy Land.   Here in Hysterectomy Land, there are no feminine hygiene...

How to Get the Perfect Holiday Family Photo in 10 “Easy”...

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Tis’ the season to receive holiday cards from friends near and far. You've probably spotted a holiday-themed family photo or two and thought, "Wow,...

Expressing Motherhood: The Perfect Mom’s Night Out

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Being a mom is hard. Everyone has a story. How we became moms. Our struggles. Our triumphs. Our minivans that smell like French fries. Expressing...

Express Yourself

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You’re running late. One of your kids just took off his shoes because his socks don’t “feel right.” Your other kid just put an...

Don’t Forget to Laugh

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Will this mom thing ever get easier? Nope. Not easier. Just different. I've cracked the code, friends. Basically through each stage, your problems just...

“Did You Use Soap?” and Other Crazy Things I Say As...

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Parenting brings with it an entirely new way of using the English language. It doesn't matter how well educated you are or how extensive...

Expressing Motherhood

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It's messy. It's fun. It's gross. It's having your heart live outside of your body, and sending it out into the world. It's every...

Dear Four Month Sleep Regression: You’re Ruining My Life

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I shouldn't have been so smug. Not sanctimommy smug. Or tell-you-how-to-parent smug. Just smug in the way a mom can be when she's worked...